Is it just me or does anyone else find it peculiar that Jersey Shore is filming in South Beach, Miami this season? Wasn’t arriving to Seasside Heights last season their personal utopia? Just last summer, the cast was overwhelmed with excitement about their new digs, duck phone, and rooftop hot tub and not more than one year later, the cast headed down to South Beach for Season 2. Being hot in South Beach, of course, requires an even higher level of GTL – Gym, Tanning, Laundry.
Did everyone get a glimpse of Snooki’s personal spray tanning machine in the first episode? Her (then) boyfriend, Emilio, graciously used it to bronze Snooki’s face before her 21 hour road trip to Miami, Florida. Snooki explained to her Jersey Shore fans that she now uses the contraption in lieu of tanning beds. She claims she quit using tanning beds due to the new UV Tanning 10% tax ….which is precisely part of the reason the tax was established in the first place – so people would quit using them! Now if we could just get Snooki and the rest of the gang to film in Indiana, we could introduce them to a BROWN, sexy, healthy, (and tax-free!) Air-Tan….Regrettably, I don’t think White River Shore or Retention Pond Shore would get the same buzz!